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jollygemma:

*tells friend good news* 

friend: “yeah but…” 

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floozys:

oh so drinking and smoking to death is cool and romantic but eating mcdonalds to death is “dangerous” and “stupid” ??? where’s my john green book with a character metaphorically holding a big mac between their lips??? fuck all y’all

obamasnovv:

do u need motivation

here u go

dontbreathelifeintoamonster:

IF U POINT OUT SOMEONE’S SELF HARM SCARS RLLY LOUDLY FOR NO REASON THEN I HOPE U GET UR LUNGS RIPPED OUT OF YOUR RIBCAGE

deathpup:

shrexything:

babyferaligator:

oomshi:

is masturbating while smoking weed called masturblazing 

no its called highjacking

guys no it’s weedwhacking

no its called dissapointing ur mother

islette:

if you can’t beat them, dress better than them

hotsuburbandad:

This is fake. They haven’t been sat on that rock for 50 years. If you look closely you can clearly see her swimsuit is different in the second photo, it has stripes on it. And the guy’s shorts seem to have a more floral pattern in the latter photo.Also, if someone sat on a rock for 50 years, it would have made the news. My theory is, they simply returned to the same location 50 years later, and recreated the original photo.

hotsuburbandad:

This is fake. They haven’t been sat on that rock for 50 years. If you look closely you can clearly see her swimsuit is different in the second photo, it has stripes on it. And the guy’s shorts seem to have a more floral pattern in the latter photo.Also, if someone sat on a rock for 50 years, it would have made the news. My theory is, they simply returned to the same location 50 years later, and recreated the original photo.

Hey goof ball that’s not a CD it’s just the thing at the top of a stack of CD’s that protects them

Hey goof ball that’s not a CD it’s just the thing at the top of a stack of CD’s that protects them

clictator:

It’s a metaphor

clictator:

It’s a metaphor

abby-graceful:

"bisexuals have straight passing privilege"

did you mean bi erasure ?
having people constantly assume im straight or gay based on who im dating or how I dress isn’t a privilege. it’s degrading and ignorant.

celestial-sexhair:

me as a celebrity

friendzonied:

m’lighter

friendzonied:

m’lighter