i am FULL of HATE and CEREAL
I cant wait until this generation is running for public office
Theres going to be so much shit
Old facebook updates and twitter updates
A million dick pictures
- student: hey government can I have some money to go to university
- uk government: sure here you go. you'll have to pay it back but only when you're earning £21,000+ a year, and if you don't pay it off after 30 years we'll just write it off, don't worry about it man
- scottish government: nah man just go to uni we ain't gonna charge you
- us government: no. you gotta pay it yourself. upfront. your parents have to save up from the moment you're born. good luck, fucker. you have six months after graduating to start paying loans so you better pray to fucking god and jesus that you have a well-paying job by then or be prepared to be fucked up the ass without lube.
I STREETPASSED THIS PERSON
AND THIS WAS THEIR BASEMENT.
I GO TO SCHOOL WITH THIS PERSON.
FUCK, THIS IS MY HOUSE.
im so in love with that video
Why I hate myself
someone shouted “do it for the vine” at the train station earlier and i was afraid for my fucking life
i hate teachers who dont let u go to the bathroom because “too many people went already” like yea but none of those people were me and our bladders arent connected so just because they peed already doesnt mean i dont have to pee anymore
if you were a flower
you’d be a damnnnndelion