*tells friend good news*
friend: “yeah but…”
oh so drinking and smoking to death is cool and romantic but eating mcdonalds to death is “dangerous” and “stupid” ??? where’s my john green book with a character metaphorically holding a big mac between their lips??? fuck all y’all
do u need motivation
here u go
IF U POINT OUT SOMEONE’S SELF HARM SCARS RLLY LOUDLY FOR NO REASON THEN I HOPE U GET UR LUNGS RIPPED OUT OF YOUR RIBCAGE
is masturbating while smoking weed called masturblazing
no its called highjacking
guys no it’s weedwhacking
no its called dissapointing ur mother
if you can’t beat them, dress better than them
LOOK HOW FUCKING HAPPY PATRICK LOOKS ALRIGHT
This is fake. They haven’t been sat on that rock for 50 years. If you look closely you can clearly see her swimsuit is different in the second photo, it has stripes on it. And the guy’s shorts seem to have a more floral pattern in the latter photo.Also, if someone sat on a rock for 50 years, it would have made the news. My theory is, they simply returned to the same location 50 years later, and recreated the original photo.
It’s a metaphor
"bisexuals have straight passing privilege"
did you mean bi erasure ?
having people constantly assume im straight or gay based on who im dating or how I dress isn’t a privilege. it’s degrading and ignorant.
me as a celebrity