dumb-science-jokes:

Sex is a lot like science class, you experiment, wear lab coats, Bill Nye is there.

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thotbaby:

*selfie doesn’t get reblogged*
me: im taking a break from tumblr guys!! this website is toxic and bringing me down, i don’t know if I’ll be back but i love all of you :)

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mystiquemonique:

hes my new fave ginger

mystiquemonique:

hes my new fave ginger

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shadesandgoldbullets:

rickytee:

recoverykitty:

Morning guys. I hope you remember today that if you slip up you can restart your day at any time. You don’t have to wait til the next day to start over. Just sit down, breathe for a few minutes, and start again. 

I like this. I really like this.

Reading this everyday for the weeks to come.

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Yeah, I hate that kid too

me as a high school guidance counselor (via matthewsagan)
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sluttyoliveoil:

im glad i have a tumblr so i can see the same four posts a thousand times on my dashboard

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corporateaccount:

iowa is the only state that consists entirely of vowels

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