samdesantis:

a friendly reminder:
don’t hang out with people that make you feel bad about yourself

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  • #take your top off #hey I recognize this drawing #she did the comic
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helioscentrifuge:

asgardreid:

sextronautt:

we live in a world where the pizza arrives faster than the police

Well the pizza driver faces consequences when their job isn’t done right.

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bakerstreetsdoctor:

fefaklainer:

luhleti:

overprotective parents raise the best liars.

but seriously, i mean i don´t even do bad things and i have to lie a lot

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itssexualhour:

one time i was at a nightclub and it was really dark and i met a guy and we didnt really talk he kind of just like guided me to the dance floor and we grinded on eachother and made out and he whispered wanna go to my place in my ear and i was like yeah ok so we went outside to get a cab and we looked at each other in the light of the streetlight and he turned out to be my bio. teacher and he literally sprinted away
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seriousjones:

when someone at my 4th of july barbeque tries to stop me from fitting another firecracker into my ass

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sonianeverlime:

sleepy-tanuki:

A few weeks ago my japanese class did a gift exchange with our penpal class in japan and their box of stuff came in today. All of the gifts had really cute messages on yellow notes. This one was my favorite..image

LETS BECOME DIABETES

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communistbakery:

*opens jacket* hey kid you wanna buy some dru- (construction workers start sawing) you wanna buy some- (saws get louder) hey kid you wanna buy

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fabulusly:

*shaves legs seductively* 
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